ROFL!! well the mother of all battles is finally here! , Your mom VS Darth Vader =3 !!!!
Its simple they both have 200 HP and each time you post you can decrease the hp of one of them by 1.
For example:
Your mom : 200
Darth Vader : 199

And make a story with it for fun like :

Your mom cooked you a delicious dish...but she pooped in it. =3

Lemme begin:
Your Mom : 200
Darth Vader : 199

Your mom kicks Darth Vader in the nuts!

Your mom threw away the pooped dish .. it got on Darth Vader's face ..

Your mom : 200
Darth Vader : 198

Your mom jumping happily ... :bounce: :bounce:

Your mom loves Darth Vader 0.o Darth Vader doesn't like that cus your mom is ugly =3

Your mom : 200
Darth Vader : 197

PS : Your mom FTW!

Darth vader took off his cape and Humped your Mom "your mom liked it " =3

Your mom : 199
Darth Vader : 197

Darth Vader took out his red lightsaber and tried to kill Your Mom....but your mom kicks Darth Vader in the nuts , while he was in pain , Your Mom picked up the lightsaber to clean some dishes. =3

Your mom : 199
Darth vader : 196

darth vader went to the kitchen and took off the plates then took his sword back and slapped your mom

your mom 198
darth vader 196

your mom 197
darth vader 196